“I’ve called this conference today to say the Knicks are moving up a tier in the NBA! I present to you Larry Brown, our new head coach!! We’ll now be fielding questions”
“Isiah, what do you plan to do about the mismatched talent on this team?”
“Why you gotta bring that up son? Larry is gonna to take this team to the next level. I guarantee it..”
“In fact I’ll do better than guarantee… I’ll keep it real! Conference over”
“Guys, I want to personally thank all of you for making the right choice, and attending this camp. I know it can be hard… Okay, maybe that wasen’t the best choice of words. ”
“But the fact remains the same! You will not regret learning the art of abstinence here in my camp. Afterall, I mastered the art of not getting laid for over 20 consecutive seasons!”
“The road will be long and hard… Err.. Just do as I say not as I do… Damn it! Just come outside to the pier guys”
“Oh boy this is gonna be awesome!!! I’m glad you’re here with me Yi”
“Is this major abstinence camp?”
“I don’t know… A.C told me nobody needs to know… So I guess it’s kind of small”
“Yi want out! Yi want outttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay guys, you’re gonna learn how to ski… The water will take your mind off women. The soft curvy waves, as you thrust through the sea…. Oh yes!! Oh god yesssssss!!!!!”
“You okay A.c?”
“Of course! Don’t be ridiculous now get on those waterskis!”
“I’m on it… Get it “on it”!!”
“Yes, yes very funny Vlad.. Now let’s go”
*Miles Ahead*
“Come on win, damn it!!!”
“Little Sprewell ain’t got nothing on my pit bull, face it’
“Yo Spree, who’s that fool waterskiing over there? He looks out of control… I think he’s gonna crash into your yacht”
