“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“Danny maybe you can get me some help this year, you know trade some of those draft picks”
“What?! No! I keep it real! We’re going to get Oden in the draft this year I promise! Now go sit out”
“Fine!”
*Later*
“And with the fifth pick in the NBA draft, the Boston Celtics selec-“
“Oh man then you told Pierce what!”
“I told him I keep it real!”