24: 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM

January 15, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“The following takes place between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM”

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“Now I just need to find a car to hotwire and I get out of here”

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“Ford F-150… Perfect”

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“Hey… Hey!!! Come back here!”

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“What’s going on out here?! Where’s Divac?!”

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“Damn it Agent Nash! Anybody not get past you? He drove right through that lane and you did nothing!”

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“I didn’t have enough time to react!”

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“You never do…”

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“Well at least I managed to snag his cellphone. Only one problem… It’s badly messed up. We’re gonna have to head back to CTU”

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“Guys you know I can’t go back there. You know what happened….”

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“You helped us back there Agent Zero, and we need all the help we can get! Besides, Agent Lebron got permission to travel in Washington.”

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“Jack’s right there’s a far bigger problem right now at the top of CTU”

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“I don’t understand… There’s a new head?”

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“Yes… A man who hates it when you even breath in his presence.. He initiates contact on his own, even when you just want to do your damn job and stay the hell away.”

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“Head Director of CTU…. Mr. Wade”

24: 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM

January 15, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“The following takes place between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM”

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“I still don’t understand one thing Divac.. Why?”

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“Why? Why! I was traded to the freaking Hornets because of your friend there. Vlade Divac does not play on Hornets!”

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“I’m sorry Vlade”

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“Sorry won’t cut it. Imagine me superstar Vlade Divac play on Hornets. Too late for apologies Bryant”

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“Forget it Agent Bryant, the man is clearly insane”

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“Vlade may be alot of things. But he not insane enough to want to play on Hornets”

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“Let them go or I keep shooting!”

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“Try it. I dare you”

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“Jack who could it be? He just keeps shooting and shooting from long range. He’s barely hit anyone”

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“His efficiency is atrocious Kobe… It could only mean one person… Agent Zero”

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“Oh!! I’ve been hit!”

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“You guys okay? I came here as fast I could. I would have come faster but I kept dropping my weapon”

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“Your reckless ways almost put us out. But for once I’m happy to see you Agent Zero”

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“Well, I’m not happy to see you. Your idiocy cost us our one lead. Without Divac we have nothing! I’d rather still be chained to the wall”

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“I flopped you idiots!!! Time to make my escape!”

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“Damn it!!! Agent Zero you never hit anything under pressure!”

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“Sorry Jack. It’s never been the same since I lost to Agent Lebron”

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“Forget that guys, Divac dropped his cellphone… I think we got ourselves a a lead”

24: 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM

January 14, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“The following takes place between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM”

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“We’re heading in now Chloe, Kobe you take the right wing and I’ll take the left”

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“I’m on it Jack”

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“Agent Kobe on three, one, two…”

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“Three!”

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“Empty!”

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“Chloe, Buss is not on the premises. Have our team search the area”

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“Jack, Kobe I found something. A note with a name on it. There’s a mole in the Laker organization”

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“A mole… I should have known, who is it Agent Odom?”

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“I only have a first name. Vlade”

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“Radmanovic… I should have known Jack”

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“Don’t let it get to you Agent Bryant. It’s not your fault. That son of a b*tch had us all fooled. Chloe, can you tell us where Vladimir Radmanovic is currently”

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“Jack, he’s currently at the staples center practice facility, but he’s not actually practicing”

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“As usual… Let’s go Jack, Lamar”

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“10:30 AM”

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“Hey Vlad”

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“Kobe!! It’s good to see you, I’ve been here working on my game”

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“Is that right? Maybe you should have thought about that last season!”

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“Haha, what do you mean Kobe?”

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“Don’t move Vlad!!! Now where’s Audrey!!!!…. err. I mean where is Jerry Buss?!”

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“I don’t know! What do you want from me?!”

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“I did my duty on Smush today and if you think I’ll go easy on you, you’re dead wrong. Do not test me Vlad do you understand me”

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“Hold on Jack. Something’s not right here. Vlad couldn’t even lie properly about a skiing accident how can he be behind this… Unless this was a setup!”

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“Put it down Bauer. It’s over”

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“Nobody likes to be traded Kobe. I did what I had to.”

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“You could have stopped while you were ahead, you could have signed on the Clippers or even the Bulls. Did you really think I ever left Kobe?”

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“You’ll pay for this Divac”

24: 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM

January 14, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“The following takes place between 9:00 AM and 10:00 AM”

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“I see Kupchak’s car outside Jack. He’s heading up to his office. Remember we can’t have any mistakes, he can’t be let off again.”

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“I’m on it Kobe.”

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“Hey what are you doing you’re not allowed in here”

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“Shut up!”

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“I don’t want to hurt you, but I will if I have too. Just tell me what I want to know and this can all be over. Who are you working for, why haven’t you traded Bynum?”

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“I don’t know what you’re talking about”

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“Don’t lie to me! The pain I will unleash will be indescribable. Do not test me Mitch. I am not Kobe. Do you understand me?!”

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“Hey what’s going on in here”

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“If you don’t tell me what I want to know, I will be forced to hurt Smush! Can you live with that on your conscience?!!”

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“Please Mitch just tell him what he wants to know!!!!”

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“I’m telling you, I don’t know anything”

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“You son of a b*tch. You don’t care about anyone but yourself do you? You don’t care about Kobe or winning a championship at all”

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“I guess you won’t be needing these keys to your Jag then”

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“You wouldn’t”

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“Just try me Mitch. Give me a name or the Jag comes with me”

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“Okay okay! It was Buss! Jerry Buss. He didn’t want to trade Bynum so I lied to Kobe, I had no choice. Please just let go of the keys, I’ve told you everything I know I swere!”

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“Kobe, we got em”

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Andrei Kirilenko Edition

January 10, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

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“It’s over… There’s nothing you can do”

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“Oh there’s plenty we can do Andrei”

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“Like what? Cut my contract? Force me to go back to Europe? I dare you, just try it. I will not budge”

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“Worse than that”

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“Please, what could be worse? You bluff”

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“Milwaukee”

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“My god… You wouldn’t”

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“We keep it real on the Jazz”

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“Please, I have a family!”

*Later*

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“How about Kirilenko for… Uh… Redd”

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“I don’t know about that guys.. Why would I do that?”

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“Well uh… He doesn’t wanna play in Milwaukee”

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“I’ll take it!!!!!!”

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Darko Edition

January 10, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

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“Look Otis, I want a max contract! I don’t care what’s it gonna cost you, or who you get rid of.. Just make it happen”

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“No problem Shard my boy! I’m getting a sign and trade as we speak. You’re going to be the richest player this side of KG! Don’t worry I keep it real!”

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“That’s what I’m talkin’ about Otis. I’m glad we had this talk”

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“Is he gone?”

“Yeah you can take the mask off now”

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“Thank god! It was so hot in that thing”

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“You’ll never get away with this Darko! Now, let me go!”

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“Shut up Otis! You’re lucky contracts only go up to 126 million”

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“Everybody makes fun of me like I’m some kind of a joke. Well who’s the joke now Otis? Who’s all tied up with nowhere to go?”

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“You bastard!”

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“I keep it real”

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Blatche Edition

January 8, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

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“There she is rookie, I told you this spot was hot! Now get a 100… Consider it a finders fee…”

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“Hundred?! You must be out of your mind Karl.. I’m not paying that kind of money. I keep it real!”

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“Suit yourself”

*Later*

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“I ain’t paying no hundred, I can find my own…”

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“Looking for some action?”

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“I certainly am”

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“Wait a minute!!!! Dennis Rodman??!”

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“Guilty”

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“Do you take draft picks?”

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Isiah Thomas Edition II

January 4, 2008   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

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“Damn it! Marbury can’t get a call out there… Screw it, I keep it real”

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“Erika!!! Plan B!!!”

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“Heyyyyyy Bobbbyyy!!! Come back to the locker room at half time… I got a special surprise for you”

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“Oh boy”

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“Erika? You in here baby?”

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“Yeah Bobbyyyy, come closer”

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“Oh hey Eddy! If you could just let me through here….”

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“What? Why are you and Zach looking at me like that?”

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“AHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

*Later*

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“Me and the refs had a little chat before the second half about Marbury’s calls. That’s pretty much when things started turning around for us”

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“……………….”

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“Why you always gotta give me that look son”

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Stoudamire Edition

December 31, 2007   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

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“You sure you can get the stuff through?”

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“Yeah it’s cool…. I have my ways.. You know me Sheed, I keep it real”

*Later*

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“Oh crap”

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“Please remove any metallic items you might be carrying”

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“Uh… Uh…. What metallic items?”

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“Sir, is that tinfoil in your pocket?”

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“No fool! It’s the weed…. I mean no!!”

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“What I meant to say was uh… I’m not carrying weed officer.. I mean tinfoil! I’m not carrying tinfoil!!!”

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“I’m gonna need you to come with me”

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Otis Smith Edition

December 30, 2007   ·   No Comments   ·   By


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“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

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“So, are we gonna be talking about my contract extension soon?”

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“Oh… Uhh.. Of course.. And what was your name again son?”

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“Darko sir!”

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“Corko, my boy, let me tell you something.. The Magic are doing all they can to sign you! Don’t worry, I keep it real”

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“It’s actually Darko sir! But thank you! I’m so relieved”

*The Next Day*

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“And this will be your office, Mr. Lewis”

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“Hey guys!!! Come on, you know that’s my office! Quit fooling around”

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“Oh Zorko, you didn’t get my fax?”

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“What fax sir?”

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“Look Garko, baby, it’s not really that you’re fired.. But.. Well… Maybe, Rashard can put it into words better than me”

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“Yo’ ass just don’t work here no more”

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“I guess it’s back to my old job”

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