“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“Hey, what do you say we go get a beer after the game”
“I don’t know if I should Mike.. I have important GM stuff I gotta do”
“Not even one drink? Looks like Toronto’s made you soft Bryan”
“I guess one drink couldn’t hurt. I’ll keep it real!”
*The Next Day*
“Man, my head is killing me! What happened last night Sam? Tell me I didn’t do anything stupid”
“Well… You did give Kapono a 4 year, 24 million dollar contract”
“Very funny Sam”
“Who’s laughing?”
“You’re not getting me this week, I know it’s not April 1st”
“…………..”
“Oh god!”