“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“Find me a point guard already Riley!”
“But everyone’s takin’ Mickey… What do you want me to do?”
“I don’t care how you do it.. Just do it! You get me?”
“Don’t worry Pat, I keep it real”
*Later*
“You sure this is the place Coach?”
“Yes… This is definitely the place alright”
“Hi there!!! Can I help you boys out?”
“Which one of you can play point?!”
“What’s a point?”
“How about the veteran’s minimum?”
“What do you mean sir?”
“So you wanna play hardball eh? Well you’re messing with the wrong person! Now get in the car!!!”
“Coach!! Remember what happened last time”
“Fine!!”
“How about part of the MLE?”
“We’re gonna have to ask you to leave sir”
“Okay, okay… The whole MLE!”
“Leave now or I’m calling security”
“Have it your way! I’ll be back… I keep it real”