“Your honor, this man broke the terms of my contract”
“Do you have any proof of this?”
“Yes I do your honor! Right here in Section 3B, it reads ‘you are not allowed to steal Dirk’s manhood’ in bold print! Mr. Nelson here clearly did!” “It’s true I did”
“There! Right from his own mouth your honor”
“I’m sorry I wasen’t paying attention… What was it you said Mr. Nelson?”
“What? I didn’t say anything”
“Stop your lying Nelson!!! No matter, I brought a witness… Dirk!”
“Is what this man saying true, Mr. Nowitzki?”
“Yes… It’s true… I was violated…”
“I brought this photograph as proof of the theft”
“Nelson should have to pay for emotional damage sustained by Dirk! Your honor, my witness can no longer even yell at Terry.. He laughs at him! As do I….. The point is Nelson owes me!”
“Objection your honor! I brought my own witness”
“Oh goody!!! Bring him out”
“In 2006, I just wanted to greet Dirk, but he kicked me! He kicked me right in the pedal!!”
“Objection! The bike had no place in that hall!!”
“Objection overruled Mr. Cuban”
“I don’t see a problem with what the Warriors did… I do it all the time”
“My head hurts… I’m calling for recess. If you need me I’ll be outside shooting 3s”
“By combining the DNA of Larry Bird and Wilt Chamberlain I have created the ultimate basketball player!”
“Come see the amazing Walker!!! Best player in the world”
“I’m glad you all came here today. What I’m about to show you is the 9th wonder of the world! The best player of all time, the future G.O.A.T if you will. He has been achieved through my genius!!”
“Release the curtains!!!!”
“Behold my genius!”
“No!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! Stop shooting so many threes!!!!!”
“It’s my baby man. Gina! I don’t know what’s going on with her.”
“I’ve been yelling GINNNNAA GINNAA, all week along! And she hasn’t come once! I don’t like it detective Dunleavy, I don’t like it at all.”
“Hmmm. Interesting you should say that because I actually found some fascinating dirt on Gina. Pretty much right through talking with your friend Tommy at his job”
“Why you gotta joke around like that bro? Tommy ain’t got no job! Seriously what do you have for me?”
“No bull Martin, you might wanna come with me.”
*Hour Later*
“No. No it can’t be! GINNNNAAAAA!!!!”
“Baby, baby how could you do this to me? Another man! After all we been through! This is how you repay me?!”
“Man this really is a party”
“Oh no, you ain’t even gonna try putting this on me! Maybe if you had been there Martin, this wouldn’t have happened!”
“You know what forget that! Who the hell do I hear hiding back there, don’t tell me there’s more GINNA!”
“You can come out now Antoine, Rob”
“I hit it”
“So did I. Told ya’ll I was clutch!”
“You know what just forget you GINNNA! You can get to steppin”