“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“Pass it right back”
“No way. I’m keepin’ it real!”
“Anderson Varejao is gonna take that shot! I can spot a man who keeps it real anywhere Jeff”
“How do you know what other players are thinking?”
“I can read minds”
“Looks like Spurs win Jeff”
“I’m sorry Lebron. It was my mistake. We’re still cool right?”
“Sure man. No big deal. Me and you are like this!”
*10 Minutes After Game*
“Trade his ass Ferry”
“Yes sir!!!!!”
“Oh well. I kept it real”