“The Official 2007 NBA Draft Summary: Part 2”
“New Jersey Nets”
“Rod Thorn, what made you look past Shawne’s off the court issues?”
“Well, he only smokes it in his spare time Mike!! I don’t see an issue”
“He’s gonna love it here”
“Not now Cliff!!!”
“Atlanta Hawks”
“Billy, promise me you’ll take Conley with the 3rd pick!!”
“Okay, okay!! I promise”
*Later*
“I took a forward”
“The Official 2007 NBA Draft Summary: Part 1”
“Golden State Warriors”
“Chris Mullin, we need to know! Why did you decide to trade for Wright?”
“Well Brandon Wright is as looonnnnnnngg as anything… What?”
“Huh, huh… Long”
“Los Angles Lakers”
“Let me tell you something right now!! Sun Yue, is going to be the chinese Toni Kukoc!”
“Not only that but his favorite rapper is Usher! Kobe’s gotta be a happy man out there Jay”
“Milwaukee Bucks”
“Yi! How do you feel about being selected to the Milwaukee Bucks?!!!
“Well its opportunity for Yi…. I get to play in NBA and…. and.. I can’t do this. Yi hate Bucks!! Help me Stuart, help me escape!!!!!”
“Classic Draft Day Blunders”
“Joe, I’ve thought it over… I think we should get Carmelo Anthony”
“Sorry Larry, but my mind’s made up. Darko has all the skillz, he’s gonna be the next Dirk. You’ll see, I’m a genius”
*Later*
“Coach, what play were we running again?”
“Oh you guys just haven’t seen Darko in practice. Dude’s the Serbian Gangster no joke. You heard it here first. Both teams played hard”
“Well Darko is a fine talent and we’re happy to have him on this team. You might be wondering about his lack of minutes…”
“Let me assure you, I have found a special position on the Pistons for someone with Darko’s abilities!”
“The following takes place between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM”
“Now I just need to find a car to hotwire and I get out of here”
“Ford F-150… Perfect”
“Hey… Hey!!! Come back here!”
“What’s going on out here?! Where’s Divac?!”
“Damn it Agent Nash! Anybody not get past you? He drove right through that lane and you did nothing!”
“I didn’t have enough time to react!”
“You never do…”
“Well at least I managed to snag his cellphone. Only one problem… It’s badly messed up. We’re gonna have to head back to CTU”
“Guys you know I can’t go back there. You know what happened….”
“You helped us back there Agent Zero, and we need all the help we can get! Besides, Agent Lebron got permission to travel in Washington.”
“Jack’s right there’s a far bigger problem right now at the top of CTU”
“I don’t understand… There’s a new head?”
“Yes… A man who hates it when you even breath in his presence.. He initiates contact on his own, even when you just want to do your damn job and stay the hell away.”
“Head Director of CTU…. Mr. Wade”
“The following takes place between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM”
“I still don’t understand one thing Divac.. Why?”
“Why? Why! I was traded to the freaking Hornets because of your friend there. Vlade Divac does not play on Hornets!”
“I’m sorry Vlade”
“Sorry won’t cut it. Imagine me superstar Vlade Divac play on Hornets. Too late for apologies Bryant”
“Forget it Agent Bryant, the man is clearly insane”
“Vlade may be alot of things. But he not insane enough to want to play on Hornets”
“Let them go or I keep shooting!”
“Try it. I dare you”
“Jack who could it be? He just keeps shooting and shooting from long range. He’s barely hit anyone”
“His efficiency is atrocious Kobe… It could only mean one person… Agent Zero”
“Oh!! I’ve been hit!”
“You guys okay? I came here as fast I could. I would have come faster but I kept dropping my weapon”
“Your reckless ways almost put us out. But for once I’m happy to see you Agent Zero”
“Well, I’m not happy to see you. Your idiocy cost us our one lead. Without Divac we have nothing! I’d rather still be chained to the wall”
“I flopped you idiots!!! Time to make my escape!”
“Damn it!!! Agent Zero you never hit anything under pressure!”
“Sorry Jack. It’s never been the same since I lost to Agent Lebron”
“Forget that guys, Divac dropped his cellphone… I think we got ourselves a a lead”
“The following takes place between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM”
“We’re heading in now Chloe, Kobe you take the right wing and I’ll take the left”
“I’m on it Jack”
“Agent Kobe on three, one, two…”
“Three!”
“Empty!”
“Chloe, Buss is not on the premises. Have our team search the area”
“Jack, Kobe I found something. A note with a name on it. There’s a mole in the Laker organization”
“A mole… I should have known, who is it Agent Odom?”
“I only have a first name. Vlade”
“Radmanovic… I should have known Jack”
“Don’t let it get to you Agent Bryant. It’s not your fault. That son of a b*tch had us all fooled. Chloe, can you tell us where Vladimir Radmanovic is currently”
“Jack, he’s currently at the staples center practice facility, but he’s not actually practicing”
“As usual… Let’s go Jack, Lamar”
“10:30 AM”
“Hey Vlad”
“Kobe!! It’s good to see you, I’ve been here working on my game”
“Is that right? Maybe you should have thought about that last season!”
“Haha, what do you mean Kobe?”
“Don’t move Vlad!!! Now where’s Audrey!!!!…. err. I mean where is Jerry Buss?!”
“I don’t know! What do you want from me?!”
“I did my duty on Smush today and if you think I’ll go easy on you, you’re dead wrong. Do not test me Vlad do you understand me”
“Hold on Jack. Something’s not right here. Vlad couldn’t even lie properly about a skiing accident how can he be behind this… Unless this was a setup!”
“Put it down Bauer. It’s over”
“Nobody likes to be traded Kobe. I did what I had to.”
“You could have stopped while you were ahead, you could have signed on the Clippers or even the Bulls. Did you really think I ever left Kobe?”
“You’ll pay for this Divac”
“The following takes place between 9:00 AM and 10:00 AM”
“I see Kupchak’s car outside Jack. He’s heading up to his office. Remember we can’t have any mistakes, he can’t be let off again.”
“I’m on it Kobe.”
“Hey what are you doing you’re not allowed in here”
“Shut up!”
“I don’t want to hurt you, but I will if I have too. Just tell me what I want to know and this can all be over. Who are you working for, why haven’t you traded Bynum?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about”
“Don’t lie to me! The pain I will unleash will be indescribable. Do not test me Mitch. I am not Kobe. Do you understand me?!”
“Hey what’s going on in here”
“If you don’t tell me what I want to know, I will be forced to hurt Smush! Can you live with that on your conscience?!!”
“Please Mitch just tell him what he wants to know!!!!”
“I’m telling you, I don’t know anything”
“You son of a b*tch. You don’t care about anyone but yourself do you? You don’t care about Kobe or winning a championship at all”
“I guess you won’t be needing these keys to your Jag then”
“You wouldn’t”
“Just try me Mitch. Give me a name or the Jag comes with me”
“Okay okay! It was Buss! Jerry Buss. He didn’t want to trade Bynum so I lied to Kobe, I had no choice. Please just let go of the keys, I’ve told you everything I know I swere!”
“Kobe, we got em”
“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“It’s over… There’s nothing you can do”
“Oh there’s plenty we can do Andrei”
“Like what? Cut my contract? Force me to go back to Europe? I dare you, just try it. I will not budge”
“Worse than that”
“Please, what could be worse? You bluff”
“Milwaukee”
“My god… You wouldn’t”
“We keep it real on the Jazz”
“Please, I have a family!”
*Later*
“How about Kirilenko for… Uh… Redd”
“I don’t know about that guys.. Why would I do that?”
“Well uh… He doesn’t wanna play in Milwaukee”
“I’ll take it!!!!!!”
“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“Look Otis, I want a max contract! I don’t care what’s it gonna cost you, or who you get rid of.. Just make it happen”
“No problem Shard my boy! I’m getting a sign and trade as we speak. You’re going to be the richest player this side of KG! Don’t worry I keep it real!”
“That’s what I’m talkin’ about Otis. I’m glad we had this talk”
“Is he gone?”
“Yeah you can take the mask off now”
“Thank god! It was so hot in that thing”
“You’ll never get away with this Darko! Now, let me go!”
“Shut up Otis! You’re lucky contracts only go up to 126 million”
“Everybody makes fun of me like I’m some kind of a joke. Well who’s the joke now Otis? Who’s all tied up with nowhere to go?”
“You bastard!”
“I keep it real”
“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“There she is rookie, I told you this spot was hot! Now get a 100… Consider it a finders fee…”
“Hundred?! You must be out of your mind Karl.. I’m not paying that kind of money. I keep it real!”
“Suit yourself”
*Later*
“I ain’t paying no hundred, I can find my own…”
“Looking for some action?”
“I certainly am”
“Wait a minute!!!! Dennis Rodman??!”
“Guilty”
“Do you take draft picks?”