“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”
“There she is rookie, I told you this spot was hot! Now get a 100… Consider it a finders fee…”
“Hundred?! You must be out of your mind Karl.. I’m not paying that kind of money. I keep it real!”
“Suit yourself”
*Later*
“I ain’t paying no hundred, I can find my own…”
“Looking for some action?”
“I certainly am”
“Wait a minute!!!! Dennis Rodman??!”
“Guilty”
“Do you take draft picks?”