“Walker and Friends”
-Season 3-
“Episode 13: Judge Walker”
“Your honor, this man broke the terms of my contract”
“Do you have any proof of this?”
“Yes I do your honor! Right here in Section 3B, it reads ‘you are not allowed to steal Dirk’s manhood’ in bold print! Mr. Nelson here clearly did!” 
“It’s true I did”
“There! Right from his own mouth your honor”
“I’m sorry I wasen’t paying attention… What was it you said Mr. Nelson?”
“What? I didn’t say anything”
“Stop your lying Nelson!!! No matter, I brought a witness… Dirk!”
“Is what this man saying true, Mr. Nowitzki?”
“Yes… It’s true… I was violated…”
“I brought this photograph as proof of the theft”
“Nelson should have to pay for emotional damage sustained by Dirk! Your honor, my witness can no longer even yell at Terry.. He laughs at him! As do I….. The point is Nelson owes me!”
“Objection your honor! I brought my own witness”
“Oh goody!!! Bring him out”
“In 2006, I just wanted to greet Dirk, but he kicked me! He kicked me right in the pedal!!”
“Objection! The bike had no place in that hall!!”
“Objection overruled Mr. Cuban”
“I don’t see a problem with what the Warriors did… I do it all the time”
“My head hurts… I’m calling for recess. If you need me I’ll be outside shooting 3s”
“There’s no baskets here Judge Walker”
“Who said anything about baskets?”