Author archive: Nir Regev

24: 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM

Jack Bauer and Kobe Bryant are caught by Vlade Divac, as he explains the reasons for his revenge. Mainly, being forced to play on the Hornets. Nothing Kobe says can change Vlade's mind on the matter. A superstar like Vlade does not play on the Hornets!

Don't Wake Ilguauskas Boardgame NBA Parody
OneAnswer’s Holiday Wishlist

OneAnswer's Holiday Wishlist, featuring NBA parodies of popular boardgames including Risk, Clue, Operation, Candy Land and more!

How to Draft a Bust: Foreign Guy Method

How to Draft A Bust: the foreign guy method, a tried and true method to getting prototypical NBA busts. Also features the Larry Harris method to making players submit to anything. The Milwaukee Bucks are not to be questioned.

How to Draft a Bust: Jazz Method

How to Draft a Bust: Jazz Method. A tried and true method by the Utah Jazz to obtaining a rich line of busts that all have one thing in common... There's always the alternative Isiah Thomas' 'Zeke Method', a chart is shown to explain the Knicks GM's absolute genius.

24: 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM

Kobe Bryant and Jack Bauer are given a possible suspect to the Lakers downfall by Chloe O'Brien, a first name, Vlade. Who is this mysterious Vlade, and what are his motives?

24: 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM

Jack Bauer interrogates Mitch Kupchak to find out the truth behind the Los Angeles Lakers moves. Mitch refuses to comply at first until Jack threatens to take his Jag away. Kupchak tells all.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Andrei Kirilenko Edition

Andrei Kirilenko keeps it real by demanding a way off the Utah Jazz. Unfortuntly, for Kirilenko the Utah Jazz front office has other plans, scary plans. Kirilenko learns of a diabolical plan to sending him to the Milwaukee Bucks and decides to rescind his demands.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Darko Edition

Darko Milicic keeps it real by getting revenge on his old adversary Orlando Magic GM, Otis Smith. He teaches him a lesson in trading people, mainly that people don't trade Darko!

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Blatche Edition

Andray Blatche of the Washington Wizards, keeps it real by going on a night on the town at the red light district... Only to find Dennis Rodman! Phoenix Suns Owner Robert Sarver's opens negotiations.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Isiah Thomas Edition II

Isiah Thomas keeps it real again, this time by taking care of those pesky referee calls against Stephon Marbury. Starbury wins once again! But the Knicks lose.

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