“Come on ref! Monta totally fouled on that play!!! Seriously, I need to go home!!! Matlock’s on at 9:30!!”

“Stephen I don’t want to be here and neither do you”

“And?”

“You’re right, let’s hit the nightclubs. I think I can get a technical, here you go first and I’ll meet you outside”

“Yes coach!”

“Anthony I didn’t want to have to do this, but I guess you can have some minutes”

“Thanks coach!”

“Where you going? I didn’t say where you could have those minutes “

Anthony Randolph at future Contract Extension meeting

*Not pictured above: Wins

Captain Jack shows off some veteran moves

Warriors Practice before the big game

“We’re totally making the playoffs this year guys!! Are the cameras still rolling?”

“Nice hustle out there guys”

“Coach, we lost”

“I know”

“Now I know what y’all are thinkin. We didn’t make the playoffs, we’re back to the old Clipper ways”

“Well It would appear that way-”

“Now stop right there!!!! Maybe to the untrained eye, but I have it on very good sources that we may be acquiring Mike Dunleavy Jr this summer.”

“But how would that solv-”

“Just think 2 Dunleavys on the same team! Colangelo’sgot nothing on me.”