NBA Captions: Rasheed and Pierce

December 25, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Then Doc was like why u gotta shoot so many threes son, and told me to go to the post. So I shot 19 threes in a row”

“Damn n*gga you cold as ice, like my knees”

NBA Captions: Rondo Reads

December 18, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Hey, you tryin to upstage me?! Only reason you read faster is cause u always holdin the motherf*ckin’ book. Now stop crying before Rondo comes over there and slaps the taste out of your punkass mouth”

NBA Captions: Knicks Conference

December 18, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Look it’s not about the playoffs or wins! Or even draft picks! We’re trying to build something special here. When I saw Nate shooting at our basket, I thought, wow what an innovater, how come Steve never thought about doing that? Is Donnie still here? Oh I see he is. I love Nate Robinson”

NBA Captions: Don’t Look At Lebron

December 18, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Coach I don’t understand, this is a scribble”

“Oh Uh… I was bored during halftime, just do the usual. Give it to Lebron. Williams! Damn it, don’t look right at him keep your head down!”

“Yes Coach”

“Wally looked at him once. I haven’t seen him since..”

NBA Captions: Tell Your Mom to Trade For Garnett

December 17, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“I’m sorry son I never learned to read. Tell your mom to trade for Garnett”

NBA Captions: Monta Ellis Prepares

November 25, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

*Ellis prepares for grueling season

NBA Captions: Monte Ellis on Stephen Curry

November 25, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Stephen Curry is alot better than I thought! Yo he can pass, shoot, son can ball. I just don’t think he should play basketball”

NBA Captions: Don Nelson’s Gameplan

November 25, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Okay here’s the plan.. The three… Shoot it”

NBA Captions: Golden State Warriors Draft

November 25, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

Warriors Draft Basketball
*Nelson sends Curry to do scouting work for a new small guard lineup.

*Pictured center right, Nelson locates the Warriors’ Yao Ming

NBA Captions: Warrior Greetings

November 25, 2009   ·   No Comments   ·   By

“Congratulations son!”

“You sure you can’t trade me?”

“Ha! Everyone asks that question! See you in three years!”