“Now I know what y’all are thinkin. We didn’t make the playoffs, we’re back to the old Clipper ways”

“Well It would appear that way-”

“Now stop right there!!!! Maybe to the untrained eye, but I have it on very good sources that we may be acquiring Mike Dunleavy Jr this summer.”

“But how would that solv-”

“Just think 2 Dunleavys on the same team! Colangelo’sgot nothing on me.”