Date archive: January 2008

The Official 2007 NBA Draft Summary: Part 1

The Official 2007 NBA Draft Summary: Part 1, featuring Lakers pick Sun Yu, Golden State Warriors' Brandon Wright, and the Bucks risky choice to draft Yi Jianlin!

Classic Draft Day Blunders

Classic NBA Draft Day Blunders, this week featuring Joe Dumar's choice to draft Darko Milicic over Carmelo Anthony against the wishes of Larry Brown. Detroit Pistons' star Rasheed Wallace makes a cameo appearance.

24: 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM

Vlade Divac gets past Steve Nash to a Ford F-150, while Kobe Bryant and Jack Bauer bring Agent Zero up to speed on CTU.

24: 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM

Jack Bauer and Kobe Bryant are caught by Vlade Divac, as he explains the reasons for his revenge. Mainly, being forced to play on the Hornets. Nothing Kobe says can change Vlade's mind on the matter. A superstar like Vlade does not play on the Hornets!

OneAnswer’s Holiday Wishlist

OneAnswer's Holiday Wishlist, featuring NBA parodies of popular boardgames including Risk, Clue, Operation, Candy Land and more!

How to Draft a Bust: Foreign Guy Method

How to Draft A Bust: the foreign guy method, a tried and true method to getting prototypical NBA busts. Also features the Larry Harris method to making players submit to anything. The Milwaukee Bucks are not to be questioned.

How to Draft a Bust: Jazz Method

How to Draft a Bust: Jazz Method. A tried and true method by the Utah Jazz to obtaining a rich line of busts that all have one thing in common... There's always the alternative Isiah Thomas' 'Zeke Method', a chart is shown to explain the Knicks GM's absolute genius.

24: 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM

Kobe Bryant and Jack Bauer are given a possible suspect to the Lakers downfall by Chloe O'Brien, a first name, Vlade. Who is this mysterious Vlade, and what are his motives?

24: 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM

Jack Bauer interrogates Mitch Kupchak to find out the truth behind the Los Angeles Lakers moves. Mitch refuses to comply at first until Jack threatens to take his Jag away. Kupchak tells all.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Andrei Kirilenko Edition

Andrei Kirilenko keeps it real by demanding a way off the Utah Jazz. Unfortuntly, for Kirilenko the Utah Jazz front office has other plans, scary plans. Kirilenko learns of a diabolical plan to sending him to the Milwaukee Bucks and decides to rescind his demands.