“Classic Draft Day Blunders”
“Joe, I’ve thought it over… I think we should get Carmelo Anthony”
“Sorry Larry, but my mind’s made up. Darko has all the skillz, he’s gonna be the next Dirk. You’ll see, I’m a genius”
*Later*
“Coach, what play were we running again?”
“Oh you guys just haven’t seen Darko in practice. Dude’s the Serbian Gangster no joke. You heard it here first. Both teams played hard”
“Well Darko is a fine talent and we’re happy to have him on this team. You might be wondering about his lack of minutes…”
“Let me assure you, I have found a special position on the Pistons for someone with Darko’s abilities!”
