1) Back in Black
The First NY/KS Album recorded without former singer Jeremy Lin and dedicated to him. Dive right into classic Hits like “Shoot to Thrill” featuring new singer Carmelo Anthony with guest vocals from JR Smith. This hard hitting album officially brought the group back to it’s darker origins and got rid of any pesky foreign influence! Rumor has it the song “What Would You Do For Pocket Money, Honey” was co-written by James Dolan himself!
Looks like another season of “Hell’s Bells” for the group as they’ll only be touring at the 33-49 Festival. So go “Have a “Drink on Me”, because “Field Goal Percentage Isn’t Just Noise Pollution”!
*Felton’s Back in Black (Single Lyrics):
Back in Black. Knicks on My Sack. It’s been too long, eating another snack.
Yes I’m a let loose, go on the court lay another deuce.
They’ve kept me hanging about, I keep lookin’ at the sky
Because they got rid of that Asian Guy
Forget the herse, cause I’ll never die
I got nine lives
French Fries
Eating every one of them and walking wild
‘Cause I’m Baaaack
Yes, I’m Blaaaack
Well, I’m Baaaack
Yes, I’m Blaaaack
Wellllllll, Knicks are Baaacck in Blaaacckkkk
2) Evil Empire
The LP that started a phenomenon! After years of conflict, hall of fame bound rocker Steve Nash would join up with his arch rival in LA to put together a band of Misfits even Twisted Sister is scared of! Evil Empire has all the components of a true supergroup: real, gritty, and without soul. Sure, Nash was almost swayed to join his country men up North and start a flopping revolution the old fashioned way, but he wanted his message sent clear. Through the art of giving Kobe the ball. Every time down. Forever.
*Kobe’s Help on Parade (Single Lyrics):
Come with it Now
Come with it Pau
The Mamba Implodes, Coming at a Crossroads
Ya either drop the shots like de la Ghetto or blame Pau for not putting on his stilettos
With Nash we got a sure shot, he’s sure to make his body flop
Drop and don’t copy yo, just don’t call this the Kobe Show
Rally Around Mike Brown
With a pocket full of plays
Kobe’s Helpppp on Paradeeeee
Kobe’s Helpppp on Paradeeeee
3) No Strings Attached
Admittedly, this remastered edition is built by a bunch of 1 year fillers and Dirk Timberitzki, but there’s no telling how many gigs ESPN will air! 1, maybe 2? This is a band that hit its prime with one star and the elderly. Now it will have to regroup with the hope that maybe, just maybe, another star will want to come to the house that frosted hair and broken dreams built.
*Bye Bye Bye Deron (Single Lyrics):
Don’t Wanna Be A Fool For Dirk
For me it ain’t nothing but Work
I’m not signing, baby it ain’t no lie
Baby Bye Bye Bye Bye
Don’t really wanna make it tough
Eastern conference is good enough
It might sound lazy, but it ain’t no lie
Baby Bye Bye Bye Bye
4) Ready to Lose
This rap album comes out swinging with the message that the Notorious 23 is ready for everything and anything! But mostly the lottery. Feel the heat as the Notorious 23 tells a riveting tale of gambling, deceit, and Adam Morrison. Hey, sometimes you win and sometimes you draft Kwame Brown. It is what it is.
*Big Scrub (Single Lyrics):
To all the lottery picks in the place with style and grace
Throw your hands in disgust, if you’re a true bust
I love it when they call me big scrub
How ya Livin MJ?
In Mansion with Benz, givin’ spots to my friends and it feels stupendous
5) Nevermind
An unexpected classic, singer Dwight led this band into the heights of the Orlando grunge scene with unexpected dirty (some might say sloppy) contributions from Hedo Turkoselvic. Now that he’s starting to be known, he wants to be apart of another label but doesn’t know which one he really wants. Or if he wants one at all. In fact, he’d like to forget the whole thing and stay in his current label. So he’s opting in. But wait, maybe yes he will sign with another label? But not extend. Or extend but not sign? Does that work? I don’t even know anymore. Or do I?
*Dwight Howard Breed(Single Lyrics):
I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care
I don’t care if it’s old
I don’t mind, I don’t mind, I don’t mind
Mind, don’t have a mind
Even if you want, even if you need
I don’t mean to sign, we don’t have to trade
We could plant a rumor, we could build a deal
I don’t even care, we could have none of the three
He said, He said
He said, He said
He said, He said
He said, He said
He Said
Written by Nir Regev