Tag archive: tim-duncan

Dr. Duncan MD

“Dr. Duncan M.D” “Let me have a look at the patient” “I–“ “I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do” “Duncan!!!!” “Fine….” *Later* “The operation was a success but the patient didn’t make ...

The Tortoise and the Hare

My new NBA version of the classic story The Tortoise and the Hare, starring the San Antonio Spurs and the Phoenix Suns. Told in a classic rhyming poem style.

Duncan Vs Crawford

Judge Mathis holds a public trial for Joey Crawford Vs Tim Duncan. Each side presents their arguments against the other as Judge Mathis decides his verdict on the NBA confrontation.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Varejao Edition

Anderson Varejao keeps it real by taking the last shot in a Finals game between the Spurs and Cavaliers... And misses. Naturally Lebron James is fine with the situation! Varejao is traded by Danny Ferry an hour later.

Antoine Walker and Friends: Episode 4

Dirk Nowitzki turns to Dr. Tim Duncan to cure his mental ailments. Duncan discovers the root too all of Dirk's choking in the NBA playoffs and hilarity ensues.