“Then Doc was like why u gotta shoot so many threes son, and told me to go to the post. So I shot 19 threes in a row”

“Damn n*gga you cold as ice, like my knees”

“Hey, you tryin to upstage me?! Only reason you read faster is cause u always holdin the motherf*ckin’ book. Now stop crying before Rondo comes over there and slaps the taste out of your punkass mouth”

“Look it’s not about the playoffs or wins! Or even draft picks! We’re trying to build something special here. When I saw Nate shooting at our basket, I thought, wow what an innovater, how come Steve never thought about doing that? Is Donnie still here? Oh I see he is. I love Nate Robinson”

“Coach I don’t understand, this is a scribble”

“Oh Uh… I was bored during halftime, just do the usual. Give it to Lebron. Williams! Damn it, don’t look right at him keep your head down!”

“Yes Coach”

“Wally looked at him once. I haven’t seen him since..”

“I’m sorry son I never learned to read. Tell your mom to trade for Garnett”

*Ellis prepares for grueling season

“Stephen Curry is alot better than I thought! Yo he can pass, shoot, son can ball. I just don’t think he should play basketball”

“Okay here’s the plan.. The three… Shoot it”

*Nelson sends Curry to do scouting work for a new small guard lineup.

*Pictured center right, Nelson locates the Warriors’ Yao Ming

“Congratulations son!”

“You sure you can’t trade me?”

“Ha! Everyone asks that question! See you in three years!”