“Walker and Friends”
“Episode 5: Dirk’s Daddy”
“Thank you all for coming, Dirk’s daddy is indeed someone in this room”
“The daddy is…”
“Hey who’s screwing with the lights?”
Who is screwing with the lights?
Is it:
“Officer Barbrady?”
“David Hasselhoff?”
“The light it’s back up”
“But I can’t find the result paper! Where is it guys?”
“The door’s locked! We’re trapped!”
“I hope you all realize what we may be dealing with here. Some of us might have to be eaten so others can stay alive”
“But how do we decide?”
“There’s only one answer… Tyrone Lue”
“Yes no one gives a sh*t about Tyrone Lue”
“No guys, come on!”
“Forget that guys I found the picture. But before I reveal it, anybody watch that Spurs/Jazz series last month? That was quite th-”
“Nobody watched it! Just tell us already damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“Very well. Dirk’s daddy is indeed somebody in this room. It’s Stephen Jackson!”
