Author archive: Nir Regev

Reggie Evans: Chef

“Darling, give my compliments to the chef! Best meatballs I’ve ever had” “Oh he’d be so happy to hear it! I’ll go get him” “I understand you enjoyed my balls sir” “Yes, ...

Spurs/Nuggets 2007

Spurs/Nuggets Series 2007: “Jr get in there we need a 3, I want you to shoot it” *Clang* “Don’t even look at me, just go back to the bench” *After Game* “I ...

“Getting drafted by the team you didn’t want: 5 million dollars” “Threatening to sit out the year rather than playing in freakin’ Milwaukee: Free publicity” “Being guaranteed 25 minutes a game and ...

Dr. Duncan MD

“Dr. Duncan M.D” “Let me have a look at the patient” “I–“ “I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do” “Duncan!!!!” “Fine….” *Later* “The operation was a success but the patient didn’t make ...

NBA on ABC

“Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!” “Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I’ll be damned if I can ...

Anderson Varejao Flop

“Hold it! “Hold it!!!!” “Hold it!!!!!!” “Flop!!!!!!!!!!”

NBA Captions: Billy King

The keys to rebuilding a team are simple. Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft. Step 2-?????? Step 3-Profit “But Mr. King, what’s step 2?” “This conference is over ...

NBA Captions: Devin Harris

“Devin! Devin! Is it true Mark is going a different direction this summer! Is it a trade, workout regimen! Please give us the scoop!” “Well I don’t know about Dirk, but Mark ...

Van Gundy Rejects Pacers

“Stan I’m glad you came here today. I have a job offer for you” “Good to be here so what is it? A head coaching job?” “Yes, I’d like you to coach–” ...

Stan Van Gundy Steps Down

“I’ve decided to step down from my position as head coach of the Heat” “But the team was doing so well. What’s made you want to leave after making the ECF last ...

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