The NBA ON ABC: “Stephen Harrington picks up his 5th foul!” *4 minutes later* “I’m sorry that was actually Jason Terry with his 1st” “Bang!” *6 minutes later* “Al Davis picks up ...
“Better Basketball with Steve Nash” “Quality Guaranteed Or Your Money Back!”
“Mannn. Time out, call time out” “What are you doing out there?! You gave us the lead!” “Sorry coach” “It’s okay. I got a backup plan… ” “Brian get in there and ...
“Darling, give my compliments to the chef! Best meatballs I’ve ever had” “Oh he’d be so happy to hear it! I’ll go get him” “I understand you enjoyed my balls sir” “Yes, ...
Spurs/Nuggets Series 2007: “Jr get in there we need a 3, I want you to shoot it” *Clang* “Don’t even look at me, just go back to the bench” *After Game* “I ...
“Getting drafted by the team you didn’t want: 5 million dollars” “Threatening to sit out the year rather than playing in freakin’ Milwaukee: Free publicity” “Being guaranteed 25 minutes a game and ...
“Dr. Duncan M.D” “Let me have a look at the patient” “I–“ “I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do” “Duncan!!!!” “Fine….” *Later* “The operation was a success but the patient didn’t make ...
“Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!” “Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I’ll be damned if I can ...
“Hold it! “Hold it!!!!” “Hold it!!!!!!” “Flop!!!!!!!!!!”
The keys to rebuilding a team are simple. Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft. Step 2-?????? Step 3-Profit “But Mr. King, what’s step 2?” “This conference is over ...
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