Date archive: November 2009

NBA Captions: Monta Ellis Prepares

*Ellis prepares for grueling season

NBA Captions: Monte Ellis on Stephen Curry

“Stephen Curry is alot better than I thought! Yo he can pass, shoot, son can ball. I just don’t think he should play basketball”

NBA Captions: Don Nelson’s Gameplan

“Okay here’s the plan.. The three… Shoot it”

NBA Captions: Golden State Warriors Draft

*Nelson sends Curry to do scouting work for a new small guard lineup. *Pictured center right, Nelson locates the Warriors’ Yao Ming

NBA Captions: Warrior Greetings

“Congratulations son!” “You sure you can’t trade me?” “Ha! Everyone asks that question! See you in three years!”

NBA Captions: Don Nelson Wants To Go Home

“Come on ref! Monta totally fouled on that play!!! Seriously, I need to go home!!! Matlock’s on at 9:30!!”

NBA Captions: Don Nelson and Stephen Jackson

“Stephen I don’t want to be here and neither do you” “And?” “You’re right, let’s hit the nightclubs. I think I can get a technical, here you go first and I’ll meet ...

The Zeke Guy: Please Don’t Fire Me James

How ya doin’ Anucha? No restraining orders online babyy haha!  Hey pal, who the hell are you? What do you mean get out of my office? Sorry joker I don’t know no ...

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NBA Captions: Anthony Randolph Gets Minutes

“Anthony I didn’t want to have to do this, but I guess you can have some minutes” “Thanks coach!” “Where you going? I didn’t say where you could have those minutes “