Doc Rivers: Coach of the Year

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“Mannn. Time out, call time out”

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“What are you doing out there?! You gave us the lead!”

“Sorry coach”

“It’s okay. I got a backup plan… ”

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“Brian get in there and chuck some 3s”

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“Danny is gonna give me the extension for sure!!!”

Reggie Evans: Chef

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“Darling, give my compliments to the chef! Best meatballs I’ve ever had”

“Oh he’d be so happy to hear it! I’ll go get him”

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“I understand you enjoyed my balls sir”

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“Yes, they were delicious! Absolutely spectacular! Can I ask what the recipe is my good man?”

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“Ask Chris”

Spurs/Nuggets 2007

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Spurs/Nuggets Series 2007:
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“Jr get in there we need a 3, I want you to shoot it”

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*Clang*

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“Don’t even look at me, just go back to the bench”

*After Game*

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“I don’t know what the hell he was thinking. I told him if you’re in the game don’t shoot a 3, but I guarantee it won’t happen again on my watch. He certainly didn’t get the idea from me.”

Yi Jianlian: Priceless

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“Getting drafted by the team you didn’t want: 5 million dollars

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“Threatening to sit out the year rather than playing in freakin’ Milwaukee: Free publicity

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“Being guaranteed 25 minutes a game and showing up whenever you feel like it…. Priceless”

Dr. Duncan MD

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“Dr. Duncan M.D”

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“Let me have a look at the patient”

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“I–“

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“I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do”

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“Duncan!!!!”

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“Fine….”

*Later*

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“The operation was a success but the patient didn’t make it”

NBA on ABC

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“Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!”

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“Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I’ll be damned if I can say their name correctly…. Bang!!!!!”

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“Everything I predict will happen doesn’t happen. I’m only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him”

“Ratings”:

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Anderson Varejao Flop

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“Hold it!

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“Hold it!!!!”

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“Hold it!!!!!!”

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“Flop!!!!!!!!!!”

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NBA Captions: Billy King

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The keys to rebuilding a team are simple.

Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft.
Step 2-??????
Step 3-Profit

“But Mr. King, what’s step 2?”

“This conference is over sir. Good day”

NBA Captions: Devin Harris

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“Devin! Devin! Is it true Mark is going a different direction this summer! Is it a trade, workout regimen! Please give us the scoop!”

“Well I don’t know about Dirk, but Mark was pretty clear on what I’d be doing”

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Van Gundy Rejects Pacers

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“Stan I’m glad you came here today. I have a job offer for you”

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“Good to be here so what is it? A head coaching job?”

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“Yes, I’d like you to coach–”

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“I’ll take the job”

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“The Pacers”

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“Ohhh… I’m gonna have to get back to you on that, I’m kind of doing something right now”

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