“Congratulations son!”

“You sure you can’t trade me?”

“Ha! Everyone asks that question! See you in three years!”

“Come on ref! Monta totally fouled on that play!!! Seriously, I need to go home!!! Matlock’s on at 9:30!!”

“Stephen I don’t want to be here and neither do you”

“And?”

“You’re right, let’s hit the nightclubs. I think I can get a technical, here you go first and I’ll meet you outside”

“Yes coach!”

How ya doin’ Anucha? No restraining orders online babyy haha!  Hey pal, who the hell are you? What do you mean get out of my office? Sorry joker I don’t know no Bill Simmons! I got the starting job around here!

Now get out before I freeze you out worse than Jordan at the all star game haha!! Hey no need to call security… Wait Mr. Dolan, I didn’t know who he was. Please don’t fire me James

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“Anthony I didn’t want to have to do this, but I guess you can have some minutes”

“Thanks coach!”

“Where you going? I didn’t say where you could have those minutes “

Anthony Randolph at future Contract Extension meeting

*Not pictured above: Wins

Captain Jack shows off some veteran moves

Warriors Practice before the big game