Pictured Above: Rihanna, replying to a dear Instagram chum with class and elegance.
Rihanna and J.R Smith will be ready to elope any day now!
The birds are chirping, threes are flying, because love is in the air!
Picture their kids, they’ll surely have their father’s red eyes. But will they be able to chuck it like daddy did?
Regardless, no matter how many times Rihanna tells them to get into the paint or go to school, they’ll look back at her with the confused gaze that involves any Knicks non-ISO play. But it’s okay because Rihanna finally found love, and it was in a hopeless place all along, the Madison Square Garden locker room.
The first question that comes to mind is how does she compare to Carmelo’s lovely gal? Does J.R also wake up to the scent of Honey Nut Cheerios, or is it more of a Captain Crunch like affair? Only Chris Brown and Drake know for sure.
What will be the repercussions for J.R Smith’s endless partying and clubbing during the playoffs, will the hammer come down, will he be resigned for less money, receive a a minor role on the New York Knicks, or will it be business as usual for the former Nugget?
Fortunately, with the Knicks you don’t have to think about these questions too long, because their management doesn’t either. Expect a 5 year contract, with more money than JR ever dreamed, and a fraction of that number going to his future field goal percentage. Because, the only bad shot, is the one you don’t take!
J.R, is one of the last remaining good old NBA2K style chuckers before the great ‘humble’ rapture took hold of the league. Whether action took place between Rihanna and our anti-humble hero JR Smith or not. One thing is for certain, she’ll be back.