“Okay Zydrunas, here’s the gameplan, go stand over there under the hoop.. You know hoop?”
“Think so… I try get hookshot?”
“What?! Hell no, pass that shit to Lebron”
“Coach! We’re down but I think we can still win! I’d like to take the last shot, can you set up a play?”
“Sasha, I’m gonna level with you… I’m not really an X’s and O’s kind of guy. Just pass that shit to Lebron”
“I don’t give a damn if you scored West, what do you think you’re doing upstaging me in front of the other players? I set a play!”
“What play? You just said to pass it to Lebron”
“I’m sorry am I talking to the coach of the year?! That’s what I thought. Now get your ass on the bench West!”
“Shit’s easy…”