Today on Judge Mathis:
“A former NBA referee seeks payment for emotional distress”
“The Plaintiff”
“Your honor, I don’t hand out technicals or eject players on a whim. However, this man smiled at me.”
“The Defendant”
“I don’t know what Joey is talking about”
“There look! He’s doing it again”
“Tim are you smiling over there?”
“No sir”
“Don’t play games with me I’m on to you Tim”
“Frankly Mr. Crawford I don’t see it. Case Dismissed”
“Bye Joey”
“Next time Duncan! Next time!”
“Nah I think I’m gonna be busy looking at these”