Author archive: Nir Regev

NBA Captions: Rasheed and Pierce

“Then Doc was like why u gotta shoot so many threes son, and told me to go to the post. So I shot 19 threes in a row” “Damn n*gga you cold ...

Dantoni and Nate Robinson

“Come on coach, let me in!!” “Robinson if we weren’t on live television right now, I’d drop your ass” “Coachhhh, I be better than Duhon come on now” “The only thing you’re ...

NBA Captions: Rondo Reads

“Hey, you tryin to upstage me?! Only reason you read faster is cause u always holdin the motherf*ckin’ book. Now stop crying before Rondo comes over there and slaps the taste out ...

NBA Captions: Knicks Conference

“Look it’s not about the playoffs or wins! Or even draft picks! We’re trying to build something special here. When I saw Nate shooting at our basket, I thought, wow what an ...

NBA Captions: Don’t Look At Lebron

“Coach I don’t understand, this is a scribble” “Oh Uh… I was bored during halftime, just do the usual. Give it to Lebron. Williams! Damn it, don’t look right at him keep ...

NBA Captions: Tell Your Mom to Trade For Garnett

“I’m sorry son I never learned to read. Tell your mom to trade for Garnett”

Anthony Randolph Off The Bench

“………………..” “………………….” “……………….” “Who the fu*k let Randolph off the bench?!” “You did Nellie”

NBA Captions: Monta Ellis Prepares

*Ellis prepares for grueling season

NBA Captions: Monte Ellis on Stephen Curry

“Stephen Curry is alot better than I thought! Yo he can pass, shoot, son can ball. I just don’t think he should play basketball”

NBA Captions: Don Nelson’s Gameplan

“Okay here’s the plan.. The three… Shoot it”